Go on, treat yourself. Have a duvet day.

Just sit on your arse, drink some tea, eat some biscuits, play some music, browse the web- whatever you enjoy yourself.

And, thanks to my kindness, here's some things you can do today to pass the time on your well-earned lounge:

1. Read and join in the Wikipedia discussion on Lady Gaga's hermaphrodite ways

2. Learn about the 3,000 year old Michael Jackson statue

3. Buy some "Virginity Soap"

4. Get revenge on your ex-girlfriend

5. Set-up an Invisible Fence for your child

6. Watch The Shining

7. Witness Cats that talk

8. Check out prison inmates re-enacting "Thriller"

Enjoy your duvet day. Happy Saturday.

photo credit: smileham