I just had to write about this: only minutes ago, rapper 50 Cent (had his Twitter account hacked) started to tweet genuinely bizarre, hilarious and brilliantly disturbing tweets. And, it was is hilarious.

The Grammy nominated and Billboard award winner usually has, it seems, a hard working promotional team who post regular messages on his behalf; be it about shows or CD's or TV appearances- you know, the usual sort of things you want to tell fans. However, today things were a bit different- 50 (Real name, Curtis James Jackson III) was shouting about how he hates when his Grandmother makes him do chores around the house, how he "busted his ass coming down the steps in the gym" and how he took out the "garbage". All of these things pointed towards suspicious account activity, but as I write this article I had confirmation that there was no security breach of his account- so these crazy updates are 100% 50.

The tweets, originally thought to have been sent as a hack from music website AllHipHop are filled with bad formatting, spelling and terrible grammar- but this is what makes them beautiful. Sure, Kanye West may LIKE TO SHOUT IN BLOCK CAPITALS ALL THE TIME AND USE LOTS OF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'S, but 50 does things differently- his own style, if you will. Why? 'Cause he's so damn fresh.

But we cannot joke about Mr. Cent, after all, he's being very helpful in telling some serious life-lessons to his 3 million followers, on a variety of topics.

Be aware, there is a great deal of strong language and sexual content.

For example..

50 Cent on romance-

• "I change my mind info I did know we was gone have wips and shit I'm on my to the sex storeNow lol"

50 Cent on playing "Hide & Seek" with the G-Unit-

• "I'm bin laden mother fuckers actin like they can't find me lol"

50 Cent on being modest-

• "I was just checkin out miss info.tvAnd I don't like how you been talkin about meSo I decided not to let u ride nyI nick named my dick ny"

50 Cent on politics-

• "Look michelle obama Need I thug in her life fuck that come hereGirl you can be my mentor"

50 Cent on Nicole Richie-

• "Necole bitchie you just hurt my feelings See dat I tried to be nice throw you a little shot Out dam you owe me a apology"

50 Cent on healthcare-

• "If your a rapper and you sold 5,000 cdsYa fat and turn 44 years old you might want Get prostate checked and your colon cleanseMy advice"

50 Cent on Twitter-

• "They set me up man They wasn't suppose to show me how To use this shit I'm activated no one safe"

50 Cent on safe driving-

• "Oh shit this bitch almost hit my carTwitter almost killed meYou can't tweet and drive at the same timeIll fuck wit yall later"

50 Cent on Nicole Richie. Again-

• "I got a gun on me now nigga do something I'm Strapped oh that necole bitchie bitch talking Bout me oh its on"

50 Cent on fine cuisine-

• "I'm hungry but I don't know what I want to eatI want me some chicken no some fish noI just want some pussy I'm not hungry any more"

50 Cent on 50 Cent-

• "I really don't like when people call me crazy I'm not crazy I'm special and I don't wish bad on anyone. Learn to love me"

Highly varied, huh? The best bit: these updates were all posted within a few hours. I think @KanyeWest has just lost some followers, 'cause Fiddy's killing it.

Plus there's no reason for his promotions team, who gave him access to Twitter in the first place, to be upset at loss of sales or talk about 50's work- believe me, he's got his marketing hat on, clearly, as documented in this tweet...

• "Yo yall heard da shit I did with ceelo its hot I spoke to him yesterday he told me he loved itAnd we made it official. Video coming soon"

Update:

50 Cent just posted what food he did eat, in the end. Apparently it was a "Kim K Burger*" (seen below)

*Kim Kardashian, for those of you who may not know. (It's not her)