Bed intruders? OK. Rapin' err'body out there? Sure. In the need to hide yo' kids, or hide your wife? No problem.

Remember Antoine Dodson, the bloke who stood up for his sister after there was a "bed intruder" to his house, who tried to rape this sister? Yup, the guy who then became an internet phenomenon after his, er, interesting news report. Well, he's back- but now as a salesman; selling an application for iPhones and Androids where you can track sex offenders in your local area.

Although I've not actually got around to testing it (and judging from reviews, I'm glad I've not done so), it seems to indicate via GPS all the registered "nasty folks" in your locality. The video, shown below, shows Antoine pitching the product, later showing it in action in the playground and also in the Antarctic. Well, the last bit is obviously a joke.

The application is 79c (99¢ in the States) and is available for download now, if you really wanted.

If you do in fact try it out, please get in touch- I would love to hear what experiences people are having in Ireland with it; although I anticipate that it doesn't work- as we don't have freely available bed intruder databases, I believe.

Antoine, you bizarre person! Even victims of crime can become global viral stars. Run and tell that. Homeboy.